Gold-star bisexual

A bi (with both homo & hetero attraction) person who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.

I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao

by Akrysta July 27, 2022

Rendon gold

A precious metal known as copper. The rendonites and people of kennedale love this of metal they prefer the shinier kind known as bare bright copper

I saw you cashing in that rendon gold

by Scrapper#23 November 8, 2015

gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

Gold star

When you paint your hand gold and stick it in an arse hole

Today zac got on my nerves and I wanted to give him a gold star

by Grim sleeper January 31, 2018

Triple Gold Club Cel

An incel who cannot get laid because he has won the Olympic gold, Stanley Cup and World Championship of hockey. These players usually take hockey very seriously and puts all their time and effort on it, literally being on a hockey monk mode. Therefore they do not have any extra time of getting laid.

- Did you hear that Crosby went to the mountains again to focus on the upcoming NHL-season?

- That's because he is a typical Triple Gold Club Cel member who literally went on a monk mode.

by Best_celler January 14, 2024

Von Gold

A person who makes people “uh uh” at every show they dj. Von gold is a successful dj/producer despite the distraction of being a magnet for crazy betches, but loves it.

Von Gold has many talents from cooking culinary masterpieces to doing large audience laser light shows, but is mostly famous for pleasuring lucky woman. Von Gold is a legend, a mystery, and some believe Von Gold is a unicorn.

Von Gold only drinks quality tequila.
The finest music selection is artistically performed by the legendary Von Gold.

by MVG42069 November 22, 2021

lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015