fooshnick

A foolish person (particularly one that has a propensity for hooliganism) that chronically makes obviously bad decisions, but who also continuously shrugs them off in an "i am living my life, don't bother me" kind of fashion.

That fooshnick just won't stop smoking crack.

by planetpiss July 11, 2009

Footslap

When you get slapped by a foot. In a slapping motion of slappy-ness. It is not a kick. It's A Slap. Of The foot. The foot-slap is usually used on the thigh, or foot.

Gay: Ouch! Why did you footslap me!? (On My Leg)
Guy: Cause you licked my omelette biatch!

by Dave (Jakeness) February 15, 2010

FOOMAL

Falling Out Of My Ass Laughing. ROTFLMAO x 10^10. An exquisite way of expressing yourself, in the chat arena, in response to something devastatingly funny.

<12:55> Joel: my girlfriend gave me an ADAM'S APPLE PIE last night
<12:55> Carl: I'm more of a pumpkin pie guy myself.
<12:55> Chief Messy Hair: carl, look it up in the urban dictionary :D
<12:58> Carl: Oh no no no no that ain't right!
<12:59> Linsay: eeewwww
<12:59> Chief Messy Hair: AWESOME...FOOMAL

by Arty Hammer March 6, 2010

Fooldiggery

1. Stupidity or foolishness at its highest level.

2. A situation or person that goes above and beyond ordinary foolishness.

from the latin words: Baro Cavo

Hubcaps that spin on a Geo Metro is pure fooldiggery!

by The Unofficial Dr. Cirok April 29, 2010

foodrection

(noun) 1. An erection caused by looking at food.

2. An erection caused by hearing about food.

3. An erection caused by listening to an extremely sexy lady describing food well.

Economics Teacher - "Just picture the warm, gooey, sweet, slippery cheese that broke from inside the quesadilla..."

Jason - "Dude I'm getting a foodrection...."

by Quinnie-Pooh May 10, 2010

foodover

When you eat so much food so quickly at night (aka binge), you have a hangover like feeling in the morning.

Man, after eating five hamburgers, three shakes, and that entire bag of doritos last night in the span of an hour, it's no wonder I have a foodover this morning.

by strunkystrunk September 25, 2010

Food Blackout

when one gets caught up into the process of eating and at the end of it forgets how much one ate.

Dude i had food blackout once I ate like 3 hot pockets, family size bag of Doritos, a oven pizza, and went to Mcdonalds in the past hour.

by Slow tom a.k.a El Heffe October 21, 2010