Fuck and Fly

Something you say after having sex, then leave right after. Like dine and dash.

Sorry i had to fuck and fly last night, honey. I only had an hour for lunch

by Twysted September 26, 2012

fruit fly

A woman who is (unwittingly) attracted to gay men (especially closeted ones).

Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.

by jehseh December 27, 2009

flying dutchman

The act of having sex with a goose with its head in a dresser drawer, then when you climax, kicking the drawer shut with your feet, making the goose spasm uncontrollably as it dies.

DK-Prof...the original Flying Dutchman.

by Rifleman556 January 19, 2008

flying commas

A funny alternative to say quotation marks.

Teacher: What is the " called, children?
Susie: Flying commas!

by Danapal7 November 29, 2005

Fruit Fly

A woman who leads her gays. A fag hag is a woman who follows her gays. A clear example can be found at www.fruitflylife.com

"I feel awkward using a woman's restroom at this gay bar. Only a fag hag would need the privacy. A fruit fly does not mind pissing in front of horny naked gay men."

by courtney nichols November 5, 2008

Fly in the ointment

when you are out with a group of friends, this is the guy who always fucks things up. Like when you put antibiotic ointment on a cut and fly gets stuck in it, you say "fuck!"

For example, charlie is a fly in the ointment,

tom: " the guys are getting together tonight, wanna come?"

Charlie: " yea!"

Charlie then shows up with his girlfriend

by d-c August 14, 2007

fly of faith

When an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a button fly and claims that the fly will not open. Those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. Thus, the boxers have a "fly of faith" which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.

Guy 1: I bought some boxers yesterday that didn't have a button and then I had a sleepover with Mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! Now she'll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.

by hanesdude July 7, 2009