Unexpectedly Fisted

An alliance with a very sore arse

I was enjoying my feast when MN unexpectedly fisted me.

by WAF 714 August 8, 2024

Baltic Fist

The act of resting one's hand in an ice bucket for five to ten minutes before inserting it into an orifice of one's sexual partner.

Gerald; "Any chance of getting lucky tonight Margaret, my love?"

Margaret; "Gerald, it is so hot that my flaps are sticking to my thighs. If you give me a Baltic Fist, you can do whatever you like afterwards"

by Dolly's Pimp July 2, 2025

10,000 Fists

The best Disturbed song for a girl to listen to while getting fisted in the ass. This is also equivalent to the amount of knuckles Kim K. has taken to the spinky.

Tyrant: Bro I was listening to Disturbed yesterday I love them.

Big Easy: Dawg, I heard the last dude that fisted Jerry Sandooksky had white knuckles afterwards. Had to listen to some 10,000 fists by Disturbed to regain the feeling.

Tyrant: Big asses and hairy snatches are what I like. Also like flicking the occasional jellybean.

by Stoney69 August 20, 2019

Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night

I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016

Fistful spanking

Punching someone's ass.
Boxing someone's behind.

-He said he enjoys fistful spanking.
- He is just trying to make punching someone's ass sound kinky

by Yen9090 October 10, 2017

are you fist fucking me clark?

Expressing disbelief.

Are you fist fucking me clark?

by Herpagonasyphilaid November 10, 2020

double fist punch

The signature move of Captain James Tiberius Kirk.

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!

by Big D666 December 29, 2016