Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013

Ed

Ed is a sweet caring guy who doesn't really believe he's a good person. He's artistic and likes to draw, and loves to draw his friends. He's funny as FUCK like holy shit, and he will show you he cares by showing you quality memes. He plays video games, and will stop at nothing to get you to play with him, and literally if nothing else works he'll play Roblox with you because he wants to still talk to you. He's sorta bad at flirting and is a little awkward, but is literally the best boyfriend ever and he's hot af, even though he doesn't really like himself. He's probably the best guy you'll ever meet, and you won't be sorry you talked to him.

"Wow omg Ed's such a good person holy shit wtf?!"

by capitalist bourgeoisie June 02, 2018

Dj-ed out

The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.

I went to Ben's house, but he was too dj-ed out, so I left.

by thEwaTcher October 27, 2015

Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.

That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual

by Addacus August 06, 2025

Steve and Ed

Steve and Ed are a hot dou. And there hot and steamy nights inspired them to make a hot sauce in their name. With a slogan of "Steve and Ed will blow your head." That could not be officially read. As soon as there secret sauce is deep in your mouth your gonna love it.
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Steve and Ed will burn your head.

by Aeron X. April 11, 2024

Ede-Mae

Beautiful girl,the most precious thing ever,shes so perfect and pretty.
its impossible not to love her.

Ede-Mae is pretty

by chickenchickenejxksjks January 26, 2024

Ed’ Weenah

A kind loving person who cares for herself and others, an extremely selfless person who just brings light to places that are dark. She is loved by everyone and appreciates everything she has. She is super sweet while being tough as fuck. She is super sporty and very competitive. Extremely tall, any guy should be lucky to have such a gorgeous goddess like her. She knows her rights and holds her ground while being respectful. Cares for others before she cares for herself. If you’re ever sad she is the person to come to. When she is motivated to do something than she can do anything she can conquer the world if she were to put her mind to it. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t like when you mimic her. She is very good with kids and is the perfect wife material. If you ever meet and Ed’ Weenah you should consider yourself lucky because she is a one of a kind.

Guy 1: Ooooh she’s fine
Guy 2: I bet I can make her be mine
Guy 3: That’s Ed’ Weenah she’s one of a kind

by Kahlmeier March 08, 2025