schoolgirl crush

the best anime on the internet.

weeb: hey have you seen schoolgirl crush?
not weeb: yeah, its fucking hilarious.

by EZPZLEMNSQEZ October 28, 2017

High School Crush

When your piles of homework from late night studying collapse on you, preventing you from breathing and suffocating you on the spot before you could say your last words.

Mom: honey? Did you fall asleep studying aga- OH MY GOD! NOT THE HIGH SCHOOL CRUSHER! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

Dad: at least he died with a raging boner.

by PyromancerManiac November 14, 2017

Crush Da Block

To hold your hood down. To crush da block means to shut every hater and bitch nigga in your hood down. It also means to move the "weight".

Yung L.A.'s mixtape "Crush Da Block"

by Tristan Harper March 11, 2010

man crush

the non-erotic, near-romantic feelings a gay man has for a woman.

When I saw Angelina Jolie in in "Wanted," I felt infatuated. I didn't want to date her, but it was a total man crush.

by Justin the Bartender February 25, 2011

Platonic Crush

The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.

Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.

by BabuGeorge September 17, 2017

Crush Yiff Destroy

Crush Yiff Destroy (Or CYD!) is an orginization of people determined to alalyze the furry fandom.

Actually they're a bunch of heartless bastards that make fun of poor, innocent furs that draw yiff and dicknipples.

"CYD was making fun of my art! Why don't they like 500lb herm-gryph-taurs?"

by Banrai May 13, 2005

crush test dummy

A guy/girl who becomes the test subject in a relationship. He/she had a crush on you, without knowing that you're just wanna play around with him/her. Usually ends with the guy/girl being dumped.

Watch the movie 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' to get better idea

Guy #1: That jock at school just wanna have fun with one of the cheerleaders. He doesn't intend to have serious relationship with her

Guy #2: Too bad the girl still fell in love with him
Guy #1: Oh well, there goes another crush test dummy

by chrno July 27, 2010