Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.
by Strawless donkey December 02, 2021
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Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.
I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!
by June 16, 2022
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Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.
by Coffee Association November 15, 2020
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“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.
“Bro, I got some goooodcoffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”
by LilThickMama June 07, 2024
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Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth August 30, 2011
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Zoom Coffee

When you find/meet someone online and think they cute but you can’t take them on a date because they live miles away and it’s covid, this is the best alternative.
by Lilybaby August 05, 2021
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Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.
by D.C.C. November 23, 2021
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