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Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.
"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"
by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013
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Coffee

Someone you want to wake up to in the morning, especially a sexual partner. <Inspired by Miguel song - Coffee>
His game is so hot, I'ma need some cream with that coffee.
by gumboverde February 5, 2017
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coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.
There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout
by Apokalypse November 13, 2020
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Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."
by sailorkatz April 4, 2021
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Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.
With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.
by zenguitar June 16, 2010
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Hardcore Coffee Drinkers

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.
Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.
by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019
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Clay Coffee

some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits
Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!
by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024
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