canadian shotgun 

Something Canadians used to defend their homes and families with, until the country went commie. Now almost as rare as rocking-horse shit.

Wow! Is that a real silver dollar? Those are as rare as a Canadian shotgun!

canadian shotgun by Bobo, eh May 24, 2007

Canadian Goose Chase 

Thsi is a very extreamly violent sexual action. It is when a man goes out and hunts down and kills 5+ geese. Then he brings home his kill and stuffs each whole gosse up his partners anus. and then slowly roasts them and eats them for snack.

YUMMMM a canadian goose chase

Canadian Goose Chase by FIJIFIGHTINGLUMBERJACK June 25, 2009

Canadian Hamstand 

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

Canadian Hamstand by Donny Boy April 13, 2012

Canadian handshake 

A handjob

That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.

Canadian handshake by Wales420 August 4, 2015

canadian carbomb 

canadian beer and maple syrup

like an irish car bomb, except molsons, labatt blue, moosehead, etc. and a shot of maple syrup... and thats a canadian carbomb folks

canadian carbomb by drunkendave September 21, 2009

canadian dust bunny 

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

canadian dust bunny by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

Canadian High Five 

When two ball sacs slap together during a two man threesome resembling a high five.

Yo bro hit me with a Canadian High Five before we plow the broad.

Canadian High Five by J. Rizz May 20, 2010