cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii November 19, 2007

spooge cake

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.

Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.

by frat113 February 12, 2013

wild cake

A woman defined as a cake which engages in a variety of sexual acts nearing on the extreme side

She has perused most fetishes . She's quite a wild cake .

by Yasir001 March 03, 2017

Ripped-cakes

Fucking stoned.

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.

by bpaq March 24, 2011

Papa Cakes

It’s that nasty nut. Ooey gooey icky sticky in the mouth. If it’s curdled like that cottage cheese and yellowed like that melted butter... MMMMM

Bro Sonia, took that papa cakes like a champ didn’t even make a face!

by CakesOfPapi May 06, 2019

Alligator Cake

A cake, which when baked in a pan supposedly meant to be in the form of the head of an alligator, bears a stroking resemblance to a very large penis and testicles.

My sister's friends made an alligator cake for her bachelorette party. To make it even more perverted, it was a tres leches cake, too!!!!

by Quiin8v December 14, 2020

fake cake

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.

Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake

by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021