A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
by Mr.munt April 15, 2024
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by Bob Da Snail May 7, 2024
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