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Mystic bong

A mystic bong is when you take a lighter, put it under your ball sack and afterwards under it, you light your balls on fire to create your hot semen then you get a girl and get her to smoke your hot nut
Hey babe want some of my mystic bong
by Mr.munt April 15, 2024
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Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.
"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."
by acid)eater May 6, 2024
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evil bong

a very evil and scary bong
"HOLY SHIT THATS EVIL BONG!!!!"
"evil bong is so scary"
"im gonna shove an evil bong up my ass so it licks my insides"
by Bob Da Snail May 7, 2024
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bong fetish

when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke
person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."
by Mrpillowman March 15, 2024
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Burger bong rip

For one to take a bong snap while naked. The ripper must stick their piece in the bong first.
Yo let’s go take a burger bong rip
by Burger wizard March 22, 2024
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Bong Wash

The smoke from a bong hit when someone can’t clear full bong
I can’t clear this , do you want this bong wash?
by Lyss0259 March 23, 2024
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Pussy bong

Vigorously shove weed into a woman’s vagina then shove a pipe into the vagina and then light the weed on fire and then use it like a bong once the weed is all gone cum as hard as you can into the vagina through the tube.
When you feel very horny a Pussy bong is the perfect solution.
by Knob gob April 1, 2024
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