bong pich

Self-centric egotistical, full of oneself that no one can be better than them. Always try to show off materialistic stuff.

don't be so bong pich! care about others too!

by HiIamFine January 18, 2021

Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.

Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.

by Ktayah February 3, 2018

angry bong

a person who hits a bong so hard that the water sound is TOO LOUD to bear. a man that sits around in his house, complaining about everyone else and all the while should look in the mirror. usually a very overweight guy.

"mark is being an angry bong"

"what do you mean?"
"he is complaining about everyone else and making loud bong sounds"

by debidarlin May 28, 2019

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

bong joon-hoe

Someone who likes filmmaker Bong Joon-ho mainly for his good looks, rather than his films.

parasite was good, but i only watched it because i’m a bong joon-hoe. the guy behind the camera is so hot!

by rubella hogshead April 28, 2025

Bong bond

When two stoned besties look and act alike , also they bought a bong together.

Person: dude these two besties Give the same vibe

Person 2: yeah bro they have bong bond

by Ally kween December 9, 2021