Boner Shame

When a male is shamed for always being aroused and having an erection.

Girlfriend: What is this, why do you always have a boner!?

Boyfriend: Don't try and boner shame Me, for always being ready for the action!

by Adil3aby December 3, 2017

Trashy boner

An unwanted boner which someone gets in a public place is known as a trashy boner

Karen called me a simp for getting a trashy boner

by someduck69 November 29, 2022

Inward Boner

I just used this little phrase myself.. An inward boner is for a woman who gets excited (turned on) just by the thought of a certain guy.

Wow, All I do is think of you and my inward boner just happens.

by Annalis October 29, 2018

Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.

"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."

by Dan_07 October 26, 2011

coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.

My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!

by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013

bionic boner

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.

I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.

by Comanche February 17, 2017