Rubik's Boner

Solving a Rubik's cube, resulting in an adrenalin induced boner. Like, a rock hard boner. One that could chop down a tree.

He problem solved himself into a rubik's boner

by BeerPenguin May 19, 2018

boner maintenance

Boner maintenance is the act of simultaneously stroking your weinner while searching for that part in a porno that you want to bust your load to.

I lengthened my jerk off sessions by like 10 minuets just by using boner maintenance!

by Bendito September 12, 2013

Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

by LaliasIA February 11, 2014

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Funny Boner

When you hit you Funny Bone so hard you get a Boner

Person 1: yo what's up dawg *hits funny bone*
Person 2: damn dog did you just get a Funny Boner
Person 1: no, What the fuck are you on about *said In very agonizing pain*
Person 3: *opens door* *yells down hallway* it's when you hit your funny bone so hard you get a boner
Person 1: Really?
Person 2 and 3: yea dawg fr fr

by Jack P. Ness October 27, 2019

moany boner

When you have a boner, but it's so strong that you moan.

Why are you so load?
It's because im so hard and have a moany boner

by Shinny momma February 6, 2015

bionic boner

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.

I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.

by Comanche February 17, 2017