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Loner Boner

A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life
Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
by visherin March 6, 2020
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boner oven

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.
by penishandle June 4, 2018
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Railroad Boner

A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.
Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.
by Railfan22 February 8, 2023
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Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down
Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball
by kevro February 11, 2015
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Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic
Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game
by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017
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bionic boner

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.
I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.
by Comanche February 17, 2017
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Unrequited boner

A boner that has no chance of being relieved.
She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.
by CGTG February 24, 2012
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