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Eager Beaver 

when one waits to long to make a bowel movement and there is a build up of poo in your body. the anus is unable to strech enough to let it through resulting in a ripping of ones asshole and a whole lot of fucking pain
If you didnt have such an eager beaver, maybe we wouldnt have to mop your shit up off the floor
Eager Beaver by Standford August 28, 2006

Sky Beaver 

An Air Force spouse that keeps a Paratrooper on the side.
Hey joe are you still messing around with that sky beaver?

That sky beaver Tonya really loves the D.
Sky Beaver by That 127 NCO October 15, 2019

eager beaver 

1)an unbelievably keen year 7 with a rucksack that is bigger than their entire body
2)alternatively there is the game which is basically violent snap and so much better than the original :O
1) did u see that eager beaver trip over on the way up to assembly.

2)olibaz: SNAPPP!!! *punches grud*
grud: oii *snatches cards they break*
eager beaver by grud February 28, 2009

viva la beaver

viva la beaver was the only sport jim did when we were in spain. The fuck nut
viva la beaver by Phil Martin November 14, 2003

Angry Beaver

While fucking a girl in a lumber mill, your pounding her so hard that she has to bite down on a piece of wood.
Amy got splinters on her tongue by doing the angry beaver
Angry Beaver by WackaWackaWacka! November 1, 2010

Eager Beaver 

A female who’s trying too hard to prove herself in a male-dominated career field.
That police officer who wrote me a ticket for jaywalking was being a real Eager Beaver
Eager Beaver by Deadformatgames January 25, 2019