bushes baked beans 

When you cum on a girl who has a bush

Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl

bushes baked beans by Andrewsium April 23, 2018

Pork then beans 

When an ugly girl who has been a victim of the game ‘pull a pig’, shits in the bed then quietly leaves...........

After winning a game of pull a pig, Richard also won ‘pork then beans’ when he awoke to find that he had been rolling around in the shit she left behind!

Pork then beans by Daviss March 10, 2018

grind the coffee beans 

what thieves say when they are in the middle of robbing a store and a cop shows up and they have to leave.

Thieve 1: the cops are here!
Thieve 2: time to grind the coffee beans
Thieve 1 and 2: *leave*

grind the coffee beans by damb_man July 7, 2018

shooting my beans 

What a man shouts out when they cum

*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"

shooting my beans by Cummie pooh August 2, 2018

Aunt Jemima Beans 

It's when a fucking black woman dresses to gets horny, so she finds a shirt that shows her cleavage to impress a mexican man.

Horny nigger: hey, i want to give you a blowjob.

Mexican man: you are so horny that i want to play with your aunt jemima beans.

Aunt Jemima Beans by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Black eyed beans 

What black eyed peas really are

Those aren't peas they look more like black eyed beans to me

Black eyed beans by M£@t-H@mm£r January 10, 2019

Holding the beans 

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

Holding the beans by Someone odd July 6, 2019