The Bastard

An alcohol induced metamorphosis affecting insecure, overweight, unbathed, culturally and sexually confused pretending to be young but actually old, gay chinese males. During this metamorphosis the ability to rationalize or comprehend the enviroment around them is completely perished. The affected will begin throwing a child like tantrum which may include emotional outbursts, destruction of property, transfixion on a particular issue, crying, and partial nudity. becoming the bastard is irreversible until the afflicted has completely sobered up and undergone proper rest. typically the bastard sufferers memory will be erased the following day and they will not recall the episode despite evidentual text messages and multiple witnesses at the scene.

"i'm tired of being the bastard" followed by smashing of jack daniels bottle.

"oh i'm not allowed on your table huh? oh well i might just try and BREAK IT!" while jumping on a table.

*crying profusely* followed by pants falling down.

*being a 95% homosexual*

by stuart prince November 27, 2011

basstard

A person who is very good on a bass guitar.

"Dude Josh is a real basstard" (Pronounced base-tard)

by Eric Lopez March 20, 2006

hard barstow

the coolest person in recorded history; sent back in time to teach you how to be cool and keep it moving

I want to be like Hard Barstow when I grow up. He is so cool. All of the chicks dig him.

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

gay bastard

wood workers

any wood workers

by Joe Bloe September 18, 2003

Bastarb

A show-off dick.

Nick: Dude. Your a bastarb!

Will: I know, I know..I'm cool. I have a bigger dick than you, Nick!!

Nick: Wanna bet?

Will: Six inches.. six inches..

by IHaveAGoodSocialLifeUnlikeYou May 9, 2011

Bastacle

A bastards testicle or... a bass wearing a monocle.

Man, i was snorkeling and a bastacle swam by.

by Bastaclese July 24, 2010

Bastard

Someone who, be it in another country or not, shagged their cousin.

Ray, the bastard, shagged his cousin.

by WithinChaos June 11, 2017