Having sex from behind. Also referred to doggy style or makin' bacon. Well, bacon fucking is that of two persons, hetro/homo or whatever, which are overweight (resembing pigs).
Sally and Jim were really going at it last night. I could hear them Bacon Fucking through the walls. Those two better be careful or they'll go through another bed this week.
by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009

This term is used right before death. so after death there will be a party instead of a funereal at your grave.
by Rico Rambe June 8, 2018

A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.
by xYaxisix December 9, 2011

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.
John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.
by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.
by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

by maceisthemax June 2, 2011

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.
Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.
by Moke October 27, 2006
