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Awkuidity

The level of awkwardness in a certain situation
"The awkuidity was crazy high when i was at the party last night and I bumped into that bird I shagged ages ago
by michael funworth April 25, 2011
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Awkward

Jennifer. She's so normal.
Really? You feel awkward?
by SEANIEGDUDE May 1, 2011
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Awkward

When something weird happens and it makes the situation weird. You could justs say it for a filler, if there is nothing else to say. Also it is primarily used by people. Named Shanis
PUREST FORM
You get super drunk at a party. And you don't remember anything. Next morning you wake up and find out a lot happened that you missed, some good, some bad. That's awkward

USING IT AS FILLER
John: hey what's up?
Shanis: not much just fapping you?
John: nothing
Shanis: well that's awkward...
by Luc.hart November 22, 2011
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awkward

when your parents walk in on you masturbating.....and then they join you
person1: dude, i was beating off last night and my dad walked in and said, "hey, that chicks hot, son" then he whipped it out and started jerking it too
person2: dude, that's awkward...
by gingerbreadman37 October 13, 2015
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awkward

someting unuaslly came to occurence
in a question- did kelly do nething awkward today?
in a sentence- kelly was doing very awkward things today.
by Ryan Kraemer September 22, 2005
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Awksauce

When a guy is jacking off and something goes wrong awksauce goes everywhere.
adam: yeah i was jacking off and awksauce went all over my couch.
joe: that's so awkward.
adam: yeah then my mom walked in. talk about a shit load of awksauce...
by ilaughtoomuch July 24, 2011
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awkward tornado

similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.

used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.

the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.

Will: Dude... that's my mum.

Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
by kingofyall May 9, 2010
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