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Austin

The stupid son of a bitch who gets caught with anything and everything... even planning his break up.Suprised that dick even got a girlfreind he should gor rot in hell.I hope he is never reincarnated into a living species. Something. Nobody may know but hes German and jewish.

And that's why I hate myself -Austin
Dam Austin really hates himself.

Yeah right I dont feel bad for him.
by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022
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Austin

Someone who is an absolute cutie and is very very athletic but there best sport is baseball. They tend to be pretty quiet but they are super sweet and caring.
Person1: Do you know Austin?
Person2: Oh yeah that adorbs baseball player. If you ever have him, don’t let him go.
by kanye_enthusiast March 28, 2022
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Austin millay

a fat fucking retard at gives anal to girls in closets and his mom has to peal his fucking apples because he a bitch
by monkeyslave January 23, 2022
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Austin

Austin is the kind of guy to want a 1997 subaru legacy station wagon
Michael: I want a 1997 suburu legacy station wagon
James: Don't be an Austin
by IHATEAUSTINGOODWIN January 26, 2022
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Austin

Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.
Austin: Me and chase did anal last night\
Me: Why didn't you let me join
Austin: you never asked
by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022
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Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.
He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley
by nahta wrld February 8, 2022
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Georgia+Mary Austin

Georgia+Mary Austin are the best of all best friends. They always stick by each others sides and never fail to make you smile. They might not be the coolest in the school but they will always make you laugh. They will always wave at you no matter who you are with. They don’t care if you are with your boy friend or a celebrity they will never fail to embarrass you. They are loved by many. They make friends everywhere they go. They show what life is about. Friends aren’t on a phone, they are right in front of you. This combination is all you need when you are feeling down. Don’t worry they won’t judge if your shirt is upside down. They would simply let you know but they will turn that frown upside down. They don’t see your imperfections they simply look pass. They like to enjoy life simply as it is. So the next time you see them don’t glare and look pass, just simply wave and say hey, cuz you know they will always wave back.
Georgia+Mary Austin are always filled with joy.
I can’t wait to see Georgia+Mary Austin soon.
by natfence67 February 9, 2022
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