Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

refreshing asshole

A refreshing asshole is generally a male. He is an asshole, he knows it, and quite simply doesn't give a shit. The refreshing asshole is not mean or cruel. He does not go out of his way to be mean. In fact he is generally a cool guy that lacks anything resembling a filter. It's a combination of zero filter, utter honesty, and complete disregard of any consequences. If you happen to come across a refreshing asshole you will find him to be a very funny and loyal friend. Assuming you are willing to have every single one of your shortcomings pointed out and ridiculed.

My buddy Joe, he is a refreshing asshole. I broke up with Jenn and the first thing out of his mouth was "Is she a squirter?"

by Budman911 October 27, 2017

Compliant Asshole

1) An Asshole who is a dick and finally falls follows the rules while still being an asshole

2) Anus which must be coaxed into pooping

3) Constipation which can be resolved but massaging your asshole into compliance.

"He's a Compliant asshole and finally following the rules after being reamed out"

" I took a poop and it took alot of effort, but i massaged my asshole into compliance"

" The asshole is finally compliant and following the rules"

by Adrenaline_x February 23, 2010

mc asshole

someone who is acting like an asshole but you are calling the person out with some humore

He didnt buy me anything, what a mc asshole
Pass the control mc asshole

by TF1 June 20, 2011

asshole hunter

A homosexual man that is constantly on the prowl for bum.

"I went to the gay bar and there were so many asshole hunters."

by ZAT December 18, 2007

Asshole Drummer

A drummer who mostly plays a basic 4/4 repeating beat which consists of a kick on the 1 and a snare on the 2, with virtually no rolls or fills.

Do you know who Phil Rudd is? Obviously not. He is the drummer for AC/DC, and he is an asshole drummer.

by Vismund December 17, 2009

intertwined asshole

when you intertwine your fingers of both hands and shove them up a girls ass while she trys to shove her own two fists down her mouth, im a faggot for writing this

things were really heating up last night until my girl told me she want an intertwined asshole. i was shocked but i gave it to her

by maxandad1 February 22, 2011