arse-face transplant recipient

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.

Ya arse-face transplant recipient.

by pattopancakes January 18, 2009

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.

If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

by Dommar41 June 9, 2012

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka)

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face

you going to suk cock, like batty boy

by geordie October 24, 2003

Big ol' Bucket of Arse

you kno when you are like walking down the street and you see sekai machache you are like mahn what a big ol' bucket of arse she is..... Or when she is like thinking she is kl telling you are a fuckface after you declare love thts bucket of arse territory right there. cos in reality she loves gavin FITZPATRICK more than anythin in the world.

Kai: Hey gav
Gav: man yr a big ol' bucket of arse.

by GAVIN N November 30, 2007

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."

There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.

by Rpg July 24, 2006

bias (bone idle arse syndrome)

a condition whereby the victim ingests more food than their rectum is willing to excrete

person 1.gee she's a fat bitch

person 2.yeah if it was'nt for her bias (bone idle arse syndrome) she would look like posh spice

by rnr360 January 29, 2010