Alex Majors

Prime Athlete of the Human Species

Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species

by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019

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Alex Turner

God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.

Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'

Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

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Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

by butterone78 August 23, 2019

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alex lawther

Alex Lawther is a young and upcoming actor, he has been in ‘The immitation game’, ‘The end of the f***ing world’, ‘Departure’ and others.

Person 1: “Hey, did you see the new Netflix show ‘The End Of the Fu***ing World?”

Person 2: “No, but isn’t Alex Lawther in that? I love him!”

Person 1: “Yeah! Me too!”

by Ihatemyselfsomuch May 1, 2018

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