by RageApple July 30, 2014
Get the Rage Applemug. Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018
Get the Muck Applesmug. A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
Get the Soft Applemug. When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.
Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!
by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011
Get the Apple Piemug. by stuart hammill July 25, 2006
Get the APPLE SAUCEmug. Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.
Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!
(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.
(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.
by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 24, 2003
Get the apple computermug. when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010
Get the candy applemug.