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Rage Apple

A rage apple is an angry little person,(a.k.a midget), who enjoys causing others pain
Man that guy over there is such a rage apple
by RageApple July 30, 2014
mugGet the Rage Applemug.

Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.
Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Muck Applesmug.

Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
mugGet the Soft Applemug.

Apple Pie

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and then a female rubs her menstrual blood on the same person's face.
Winnie: Hey yo you want an Apple Pie
Yolanda: Oh Hell No!, But the Crack ho and her boyfriend next door will want one!
by Juqusaik61889 February 22, 2011
mugGet the Apple Piemug.

APPLE SAUCE

its when something is so so good. like a cold drink on a hot day. etc .....
"thats apple sauce bitch". or just "apple sauce"
by stuart hammill July 25, 2006
mugGet the APPLE SAUCEmug.

apple computer

Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.
Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!

(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.
by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 24, 2003
mugGet the apple computermug.

candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.
That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.
by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010
mugGet the candy applemug.

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