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The most intimate thing

It's like that Christmas song. 🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶
Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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No ring no thing

“She’s in a relationship but no ring no thing
by Jemma-1299 July 19, 2024
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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My bf said “let’s go on the spinny thing with the baskets” so I looked at him disappointedly and asked “the Ferris wheel?”
by Shoodoodoo July 30, 2019
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Bread Things

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top
by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005
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church thing

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.
If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.
by RusPix May 31, 2018
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