Hym "Except it isn't the most wonderful time of the year. It's the middle of winter. Until 5-7 years ago it was below 0 here every year. It's literally the worst time of the year but it's moral significance is inflated by and incest slavery cult. The same logic applies to the most intimate thing you can do. They are already doing it for money. They aren't going to stop doing it. We're in a state of legal prostitution for the wealthy and the poor being priced out of the market by the state. The sex act is a commodity. Relationships don't work."
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Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
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