Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014

by skibidigiggity August 29, 2025

Biker slang for sperm. Purple dog refers to ones penis, and purple puppies is the puppies from your purple dog.
He had an old lady getting purple puppies on the back of his chopper when they both got it by a freight train.
by LostMC4life September 24, 2023

An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.
by Ders McGee September 13, 2022

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.
by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.
by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning
Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.
by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022
