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Patrick

The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side
Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!
by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 19, 2024
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Patrick Ferry

The GOAT of football he will absolutely destroy messi and ronaldo ON THE SAME TEAM. If you dont know who he is your living under a rock (or you dont watch bfordlancer)
by A1zamemer May 11, 2023
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Patrick

Patrick is a lizard but unforgettable.

He isn’t perfect and sometimes it takes him years to learn from his mistakes but eventually he will see where he fucked up. He’s the type of guy you can’t live with but also can’t live without. He’ll drive you wildly insane in the best and the worst way. Once you’ve met Patrick he will forever be in your heart and memory, he has the ability to make you feel like no other person ever could, which is both a blessing and a curse. In the words of Taylor swift, a nightmare dressed like a daydream. Usually ginger too.
What is a lizard? Patrick
by Patrickisacretin November 22, 2021
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Patrick

A guy who used some 14 year old girl for sex
Ew don’t be Patrick
by nono:) May 3, 2018
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Patrick Shwavy

1. when you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
by Matteo132 December 16, 2019
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patrick

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.
Girl 1:What a pussy i bet his name is patrick
Girl 2:Yeah for real
by El papuchon56 July 8, 2022
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Patrick

My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”
by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020
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