You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

you're the best for last

A phrase used to indicate a person who did an absolutely outstanding move, comes from Dead By Daylight's perk "Save the best for last"

*The killer is facecamping me*
*Laurie comes to rescue me*
"Damn, i hope you have borrowed time"
*Laurie unooks me successfully with borrowed time*
"Oh, Laurie, you're the best for last <3"

by PlzAcceptMyWord:( August 29, 2020

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 28, 2023

you're talking on a potato

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021

You're Blue!

It is an inside joke me and my friends made when we played Roblox back in our school days. Whenever one guy said that we are allowed to join the game he is in but that friend's status is still blue (meaning online but not in a game), that phrase is what we used to rant on the one who hosted.

bro1: Yo bros! I got found a good game to play! Join me now!
bro2: YOU'RE BLUE! Stop cappin!

by BlackPenguin20 April 29, 2023

You're Fish

1) You're fish / Insult originating in Cleveland, Ohio meaning you're a coward - Usually used when the person is known to be a goodie and they're just trying to act out.

"Ja'Quez said pull up, he want's the rounds"

"Man, Ja'Quez not spinning shit, he fish as hell"

2) Flop like a fish / Insult originating in Bedford, Ohio used as a come back when someone says they're going to do something bold and you're calling their bluff or they're too scared to admit - Usually used when someone feels froggy. Synonyms ; Girl bye, pussy, no balls, go on somewhere, ect.

"When I catch you, it's on sight, word to. "

"Flop like a fish, fuck off my phone."

"You're fish, bro. You're not gonna do shit. Put them up or flop like a fish"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

You're responsible for what you do and what everyone else does

Then, under the auspices of this, how is Matt Walsh NOT responsible for that school shooting? Where he said it was a holy war and then the next day their was a school. Shooting a at catholic school. The first trans shooter ever. If HE is responsible for everything HE does... AND everything everyone else does... How is the thing I SAID earlier incorrect?

A fucking retard "Cus you're a misogynist and I don't want you to be right about anything anymore."

Hym "Well... I AM. You make up your own bullshit rules regarding behavior. You apply it to everyone. You give yourself a pass. You give your logic never applies to your friends or allies. And then you turn around and cry when anyone else doesn't follow them. 'But why aren't you following my rule about not talking about my slut-daughter and/or purpose generating fuck trophies!?' Look at him! 'You're responsible for what you do AND what everyone else does.' So how is your co-worker NOT responsible for your 'holy war' against the trans the resulted in a bunch of murdered children? BY YOUR OWN LOGIC Matt Walsh has murdered more children then I have. Or am I ALSO responsible for that? I'm responsible for everything everyone does? Is society responsible? Is society 'getting what it deserves' when that happens? I take no responsibility for that. I have been largely excised from society. So no... I'm not responsible for that. Matt IS responsible for that. According to Jordan Peterson. Both can go fuck themselves. Enjoy your 'holy war' and your dead kids."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023