windowkill

Something injured or killed by smacking face flat onto a big glass pane, usually a window.

I didn't turn off the lights in my room, and now the window is covered in windowkill.

by reikaze October 18, 2010

window lurker

a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.

A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.

when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.

window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.

window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.

I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.

As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.

I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.

Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.

by VATpackman June 7, 2011

Window Kissing

Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.

When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.

by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

Window

A time when a person is able to poop.

"Oh my God, I've got a window to take a shit right now. Wait, nope. It just crawled back up. I'll have to wait for the next window to come around."

by OciferSven January 11, 2015

window licker

A retard that sits all alone lick the window out of the side of his mouth, staring at you, while crying

Son:"Look at the kid licking the window Mom!"
Mom:"Son that's a window licker."

by Dinoflagellates January 28, 2016

windowed

Being fucked through a window.

I windowed her last night!!

by 281298 October 5, 2016

Window Licker

Anyone called Colin

Colin is such a Window Licker

by Legs and Co May 31, 2016