Rumpback Whale

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.

That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.

by Hhead August 30, 2013

Beluga Whale

The act of diving away from someone and mooning them on your way out above the water

I panced my sister's bikini under the water as a prank

Instead she yelled BELUGA WHALE and dove away with her bare bottom popping above the water

by Hithereandreaches January 30, 2023

whale batter

whale sperm

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?

by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".

He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.

by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 6, 2018

Slave Whale

A larger women who just wants sex and is submissive to a mans junk.

Mike: " Holy shit you see the way Ashley dresses?"
Jon: "Yea shes such a slave whale!"

by creepersrfags October 19, 2016