Toaster

Noun : When someone behaves like a complete idiot

Andrew was a complete toaster when he sent that message at 5am

by Estepona September 19, 2018

Twatter

When someone is a twat but they are bigger than a twat, an ultra mega supersonic cunt twat

This is often used when playing dead by daylight and the killer won't leave you alone and tunnels you

Go away you Twatter!

by Jabboa November 14, 2018

Twister on Tuesday

When having a really bad day and it’s just like a twister on Tuesday

Man I dropped my cereal, my day really just turned my day into a twister on Tuesday

by DJohnson1889 February 11, 2019

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

twatter

somthing that idiots that think theyre reallly coool when theyr actully total idiots

twatter is like the best thing every invented

by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.

1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.

by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019