Pair of twats

Two best friends that are extra gay. Like a Conah and jordan

What a pair of twats

by Charlie2012334 January 26, 2022

Spotty twat

Someone with acne Thats a very spotty person

Sam’s a spotty twat, look at his forehead

by JDF719161 February 1, 2022

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

drizzle twat

The female pubic and labia area having the distinct aroma of stale urine. Also describes a female with questionable hygiene standards.

My date last night had a drizzle twat....yeah, she was a complete drizzle twat !

by JimmyC. December 27, 2020

Twat-sting

An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.

This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.

Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.

by Destis5445 December 29, 2020

Cunting Twat

Someone who is a twat and also a cunt.

That referee Kevin Friend, he's a cunting twat, how is that a foul by Harry Maguire?

by WargainV2 January 12, 2021

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 10, 2021