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Death Tears

When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016
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Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food
Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.
by womb raider August 8, 2016
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Tift Tear

When you are shaving your pubes with a razor blade and accidentally cut the skin under the penis shaft where is connects to the top of ball sack
Get me some liquid bandage, I just caused a tift tear
by DavidinMiami October 10, 2016
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mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
by Gnargomel December 6, 2016
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Yak-tears

Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.
Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?
by 7leafclover January 23, 2017
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u tearin me apart lisa

a gret sentence from the movi: The Roum.
"U tearin me apart LIsa!"
by notna25 June 1, 2017
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Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...
by BirdLi June 8, 2017
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