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mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
by Gnargomel December 6, 2016
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pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.
He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.
by Filth June 4, 2016
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Death Tears

When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016
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Yak-tears

Premium spring water from the mountains in Nepal.
Wow! Can I drink some of those yak-tears?
by 7leafclover January 23, 2017
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u tearin me apart lisa

a gret sentence from the movi: The Roum.
"U tearin me apart LIsa!"
by notna25 June 1, 2017
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Clown Tears

The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
"yeah man ever since Trump backed out of that Paris deal Tina's been shedding those Clown Tears...
by BirdLi June 8, 2017
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hotdog tears

When you make an ejaculation emoji on IOS and your android friends see something else.
She asked me what I wanted to do and I sent her 🥖💦 and she said hotdog tears
by EasyEzz September 30, 2017
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