1. any substance or residue secreted by the vagina, resulting in an evident mark or accumulation on an object. Often the result of either discharge from a serious infection, extremely copious vaginal secretions (often during sexual arousal), or the ever popular post-coital poon goo.
2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.
2. A derogatory term for children, particularly common to denote obnoxious children, those with numerous siblings, or a welfare baby.
1. "Man, that ho is so horny, she's leaving twat droppings everywhere she sits!"
2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"
2. "I hate them women that tote their screaming twat droppings with them everywhere... don't those damned kids ever shut up?"
by Rev. Stephen December 8, 2010
Get the Twat Droppingmug. 
by PabloFishcobar July 23, 2017
Get the Twat yogurtmug. by Polionius October 6, 2008
Get the Wanky Twatmug. 1. The twat-stain on that hooker's panties made my dick about as hard as a banana peel.
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!
2. That twat-stain put chocolate pudding on my nipples while I was furiously masturbating!
by xPedobearz April 28, 2011
Get the Twat-stainmug. by Smithert April 6, 2019
Get the Twat shotmug. twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
Get the twat spreadermug.