by Hoi!Temmie #100 May 15, 2016

Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside
by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"
by Mediocre_Bard March 31, 2022

When students go to the school bathroom to Juul. Also used when people are so buzzed they mentally fly to Tanzania or other parts of the world.
Shaafay: What's wrong with MB?
Mohssine: Oh don't mind him, he was touching a bee and is in Tanzania right now.
Mohssine: Oh don't mind him, he was touching a bee and is in Tanzania right now.
by theForbesList February 11, 2019

Sense all you fake people pussied out of grab dick day take a step back and touch someoneโs abs on april15
by Pussylick4405 April 12, 2019

my fatass walking a fish and in my cat, i ate my fortnite battle pass, i โค๏ธ charmander, the #1 robux buyer, i ate yo fatass dog, i shot my fish with a fortnite sniper, my mom is gay and having a trans fag daugher, my dad is a bisexual frog, my sister looks like a horse, my brother is the #1 doja cat fan, my dad wears a wig to look trans, having a affare with jimmy falon, my big fat gyat was the reason the twin towers fell, my grandma fell down the stairs and i giggled, i farted in her breathing tanks, now shes gone ๐๐๐๐ i hated her fatass. ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐คท๐ป โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ฅต๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅต๐ฅต๐๐
"james charles is tickleing my ass"
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.
by iateyourtransgfthathasadick March 25, 2024
