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tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis
by Urban w July 8, 2022
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class-tool

Dumbass/prick/self-conceited &/or all of the above in the usual sense of the term tool: Used to describe someone stupid/arrogant or just someone with a fetish for kissing ass/suking off someone's ego...

Btw French kissing it is fine only if it's a vag, and ONLY if you're participating/engaged in a consented on all accounts sexual act. OOOOO-KAY all around for your typical pornstar or sex-slave.
class tools are all are literally just your basic run of the mill idiots that you would be forced to be in contact with; much to your golden years of discontent... & vice-versa for them. You would be in their general vicinity on the bus to school, class, college anytime not in class etc.
When you finally graduated & regardless if they did or not, you were living life to the fullest with people you love or yourself if you prefer. You have a prosperous career, will be very happy & won't die alone or not, depressed & worthless. Everything else in between that's not beneficial to any intelligent individual happened to the Class-Tools. They all end up mostly living on streets begging for money/jobs/death. Some of them even probably lived lives as brutally tortured and poorly payed sex-slaves to pro-pornstars till the very end of their insignificant collective existence.
by Sex-Slavematron J64290 February 19, 2014
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Tool

Some who uses other people or is used by other people for their own pleasure.
Matt Kinard is a tool
Matt Kinard calls Zoe a tool when really he is a tool
Matt Kinard is just a tool
by youre friend the tool January 19, 2010
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tool

"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild
by jayjonesy May 5, 2009
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main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.
Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"
by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017
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tool sac

A super loser! A guy who couldn’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight. A dumb ass. Similar to calling someone as dumb as a bag of hammers. Sac is also reference to a man’s balls to add humour.
Look at Steve and Mike talking to those hot women. They think they are interested but really they think they are tool sacs.
by Joe Buddy Fucker January 4, 2024
mugGet the tool sacmug.

tool

One who wears cut off shirts, gold chains, and has no concern for anything except lifting weights and trying to impress everyone with unimpressive feats of strength.
by ACM100 June 6, 2011
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