Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Race Condition

a dating criteria involving the race of the candidate.

kevin: sani has a race condition of brown men only
gurt: yo

by wecu May 12, 2025

Wiki Gaul Race

The act of engaging Daniel Gaul in a conversation just to see how many topic changes it takes before he'll mention a desired end. Similar to Wiki Race, except alot more time consuming.

Challenger: Wanna Wiki Gaul race? Okay, see how fast you can get him from Star Wars to the history of the toothbrush...

by Black Magik June 29, 2008

Race checked

Race checking, a race check, or the past tense "race-checked" is an occurrence when one person claims to be a race and the other person denies them that privilege. It typically occurs when ambiguous ethnic groups claim to be white but a "race expert" will come in and deny his race, often in a cruel and mocking way. Race checkers come in many different races: An Indian man race checking an Arab who claims to be southern European for example.

"I'm white, bro!"
"You aren't white, you look like dirty arab!"
A bystander: "DAMN, GET RACE CHECKED!"

by rrrrrrrrfkokdgijsaijghdsijjhgd June 11, 2024

Chariot Racing

When you and your bro are both hitting it from behind next to each other in the same bed whilst pulling the girls hair, the one to cum first loses.

You up for a game of chariot racing tonight?

by Bare back Brandon November 25, 2018

Race

Race is one of the best guys you will ever meet. He has a heart of gold. He is one of the sweetest men you could ever have in your life. With a name just as unique as him. He is special value him do not lose him.

Race is such a cool guy.

by Sam1948 November 23, 2021

Race Swap

When you take a face-swap selfie with a friend who's a different ethnicity.

"Hey man, did you see Tom's new profile pic?"

"Yeah it looks rediculous - he's super white but wearing a do-rag."

"Race Swap."

OR

"Yes, the lighting in this spot is sweet; let us celebrate our friendship, and the racial diversity of our social circle, with a hilarious face swap."

"Careful with the contrast."

"Raceswap."

"Word."

by Gareth7015 June 16, 2016