clam cream

Semen that has been injected into a woman's vagina. Also known as a creampie.

I really didn't know that I gave her a double testicular dose of clam cream until long after the condom broke. Damn, I better start saving up for the child support . . . .

by IM3 January 20, 2008

clam-shell

The female version of batwings

When the two vaginal lips are stuck to both legs, and are spread open like a clam shell

Veronica gets a clam-shell when it gets really hot out.

by ryandubya253 January 05, 2012

Alabama Clam Chowder

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.

Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

white clam pizza

When you cum inside your girl, then switch to 69 and she queffs on your face as you cum her mouth.

I was hooking up with side chick and we performed the white clam pizza.

by Clamking June 23, 2017

spear the bearded clam

To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.

"What you doin' after the game, Fred?"
"Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".

by Wobblebottom January 06, 2019

clam handler

A person of great wealth.

That Gatsby is one hell of a clam handler.

by Ghost Pirate LeChuck March 07, 2005

Clam Kiss

when a woman is on her period and you have sex with her and you pull out of her vagina and she sits on your bed or wherever.it looks like a clam put on lipstick and kissed your bed.

Clam Kiss put lipstick on and kissed something

by J-Dawg aka Fat Boi March 01, 2009