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oreo standoff

an event in which an oreo is placed in a circle or men and the last person to ejaculate on the oreo has to eat it.
hey guys, let's have an oreo standoff
by 45yt June 2, 2005
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Standbridge

Lol! Im standin on a bridge in rs!! Standbridge ftw!
by gfjkg April 22, 2008
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Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.
by Don Jewett March 5, 2004
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Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!
by Krico April 26, 2010
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BP sandstrom

To oil up with your partner, normally at night, and have intercourse in a sandy place. Likely to be a beach.
Tod: "Barb and I had a BP sandstrom last night."

Josh: "Nice but Barb and I did that in college."

Joey: "I just did it 3 minutes ago to Barb. What a Score!"
by BENITO MANIC June 12, 2011
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cougar keg stand

A cougar in the hortizontal position recieveing boxed wine wine from the spout.
Janice was laying on her back across the kitchen counter and asked to have the sweet red wine poured from the box directly into her mouth. She roared cougar keg stand!!!
by okhlywd December 25, 2009
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Sandstorm

The name of the sexual position of a female sitting on a male's chest while she gives him a blowjob. He then sprinkles salt and pepper into her butthole and shakes her butt around. Then, as he orgasms, he punches her in the kidney and she farts in his face. Thus forming a homemade sandstorm.

Also known as "Spicy Cheeks".
"Man I miss her so much. She was the freakiest girl I ever met. One time she even gave me a sandstorm!"

"I'd sandstorm that in a heartbeat!"

"Had to put my dog to sleep. He kept giving the neighbor's cat a sandstorm."

"How much did I drink last night? I woke up this morning and tasted spicy cheeks on my lips."
by ComaKing08 August 15, 2008
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