cock shock

The feeling a girls pussy gets right after a good hard fuck from an unusually large cock.

I sent that bitch into a severe case of cock shock after we fucked hardcore last night.

by 88folife February 22, 2008

Shock Trooper

Someone who frequently uses the shocker to please his women.

They call me the Shock Trooper,
they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,

My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,

Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.

Mark Twain

by SuckMeBeautiful June 8, 2003

shocks

nike shoes that are TOO expensive and a bit annoying. too much of a OMG I NEED THAT trend.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! Check out those blue and silver shocks!"
Guy 2: "Man I have like 18 MILLION pairs of those!"
Girl 1: "Losers. Shocks are dumb."

by Grace April 3, 2005

spocker

the extreme version of the shocker...instead of the classic two in the pink one in the stink, You simply seperate your 4 fingers into two pairs like spock from Star Trek, "live long and prosper" hand pose, before inserting two fingers in the coot and two in the boot.

that girl is such a whore i gave her the spocker and she didnt even notice

by Clay Turner June 11, 2005

scock

When a man´s penis feels really nice and smooth in your hands.

"OH MY GOD......he had the nicest scock I´ve ever felt!"

by MaryAlcala April 15, 2006

SHOCK-SKYPING

When 2 or more people talk over skype while playing system shock/system shock 2

Over skype: "Hey u and me wanna Do some SHOCK-SKYPING L8R? I got my bro too play too, but hes a new so he can be the marine. Fckin marine. I got 40 cyber modules LOLOLOOLOL"

by Jack higgins February 10, 2008

a shockatock,

panic attack

oh god
im having a shockatock

by emily February 5, 2004