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by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012
Get the Squashed Spidermug. by KABDUBS January 8, 2025
Get the Spider-Man - Multiversemug. The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.
by lili11 December 27, 2024
Get the Utah Spider Crabmug. A man who is one in a million infinities.
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Spider Giraffemug. by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023
Get the stinky carpet spidermug. by Budgingjaguar72 October 3, 2023
Get the Vagina spidersmug. Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?
by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021
Get the barkin spidermug.