Hey did you hear who got the new supervisor job? I heard it was the new night shift guy. No way! Your travis smithing me aren't you?
by Jmurr October 15, 2020
by Matthewwantdon November 22, 2021
Fake slag who gets with people’s exes and especially her best friends and also try’s to make other people’s friends suicidal because she’s such a bitch
by suck ur mum😁😁 November 25, 2019
a fucking slag who shags there friends exes and makes there friends suicidal cus she a sket who’s got nothing better to do
by suck ur mum😁😁 November 25, 2019
Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
i love isabel she is so funny and cool and hot and she has soooo many hoes she is married to everyone everyone loves her, neha gade hates her so much and no one knows why isabel smith is the best person ever she is so rich and i love her!
friends husband: “do you know isabel she is so cool let me stay with her!”
friend: “NO U CAN NOT I WILL KEEP U HOSTAGE U CAN NOT SEE HER I AM SO JELOUS OF ISABEL SMITH!”
friend: “NO U CAN NOT I WILL KEEP U HOSTAGE U CAN NOT SEE HER I AM SO JELOUS OF ISABEL SMITH!”
by izzyisswag November 01, 2020