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Apache slap

When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.
Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!
by Barubenblue March 4, 2019
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Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
by Dinertime July 20, 2016
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google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.
Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.
by jimbo92107 May 25, 2015
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Udon Slap

When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.
I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face
by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022
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Pibi Slap

A Pibi Slap is a pimp Slap followed by a bitch slap simultaniously. it is done after one angers a fellow parter, co worker, friend or teacher.
boy: "I cant believe you did that!"
other boy: "Did what?"
boy: "You accually Pibi slapped her infront of everyone!"
by UCEENMI December 21, 2010
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Pumpkin Slap

Having women's breast that's coated in pumpkin spice slap you harshly across the face.
Yeah man, every Halloween my brother is totally bruised from being pumpkin slapped!
by 420YoloMcSwaggins69 January 29, 2019
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pod slap

A forceful slap with the palm of one's hand aimed at a malfunctioning Ipod with the hopes of electronic resurrection. The slap can be landed either full frontal or laterally and should not be confused with a pimp slap or a banana slap.
When the groove killer at the Apple store told me that my Ipod needed a new hard drive, I pod slapped it and booyah, my music started flowin' and everything was groovetastic.
by 74ghia April 25, 2006
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