Promo Sexual

A person that craves attention, often times for unimportant reasons. A person that has their Facebook, Instagram, and Linked In on speed tap. Basically, your typical narcissist.

"Dude did you see that Amber posted a picture of herself bagging her own groceries and put a million thumbs up emojis?? What a Promo Sexual!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles October 27, 2021

tgm sexual

If you have something for the word yadda yadda you are tgm sexual

I am tgm sexual

by Lukafis the wise March 3, 2021

sexual wankfest

A kind of porn that is so appealing, that you will ejaculate rivers watching it.

That Kim K tape was a fucking sexual wankfest; I just couldn't stop myself from enjoying it.

by LytHeaded June 10, 2017

Sexual Intercourse

Something your mom and dad did before they found out about you

In class we learned about sexual intercourse

by ThatAnielkaGurl May 18, 2023

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.

// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!

by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021