Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Semper Sexual

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

by crustmeister June 24, 2021

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

boris-sexual

A person who is attracted to Boris Pavlikovsky of The Goldfinch movie.

X: omg i love Boris sm
X: really ??!
X: YES!! Im Boris-sexual ;)

by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021

Caleb-Sexual

Caleb-Sexual is someone who has sexual feelings for the male named Caleb

I identify as "Caleb-Sexual" or I like Caleb

by turtchapp August 9, 2022

Akira-sexual

attracted to the most wonderful and beautiful woman in this world

God...I wish I could have someone like her in my life. I think I am Akira-sexual for that akira beauty...

by IlEkV August 12, 2022

Sexually dormant

The state of having the capacity to be sexually active (through a combination of physical attractiveness and developed social skills), but being sexually inactive through choice.

John: Hey, what’s up with Jess? She hasn’t spoken to me in like a week.
Sam: Oh, she’s sexually dormant. Call her up again in like a month.

by NotPieGuy August 15, 2022