dumb witted little cnt. cant decide on a girl, keeps telling them he likes them, and keeps getting rejected and changing who he likes every other day. he'd rather study english then play csgo 3 days before the exam. overall 1 star.
Person 1 : Ryan Puri is in love again...
Person 2: who's it this time?
Person 1: your momma
Person 2: *not even surprised*
Person 2: who's it this time?
Person 1: your momma
Person 2: *not even surprised*
by yolo911 September 15, 2022
Get the Ryan Purimug. The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.
Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011
Get the Real Ryanmug. by Johnny Garcia October 9, 2020
Get the Smelly Ryanmug. An eminently hard-working, consistent, reliable, and good-natured forward for the Carolina Hurricanes who always gives 110% and is an invaluable team player.
by Bayda#1 December 17, 2008
Get the Ryan Baydamug. Just a dead on fella if ya run inta him buy him a drink you won't regret it he's proper banter and makes for a good friend and amazing lover. Legend tells us he once tought a tiger to dance and that he once beat Jesus in a drinking contest after they had defeated an army of horny dwarf bears in later years this was celebrated as Christmas. If you find him on your journey through life consider yourself blessed.
by Truthspeakerandloverofgods February 25, 2017
Get the Ryan Gibsonmug. The one you know you want. Great hair, great sense of humour, stunning (and i mean stunning)looks and one amazingly pleasurable personallity. very interesting and very intelligent. Interested in good things like his girlfriend (which you soo want to be), Tae kwon do and Birds
by Ryan Lloyd January 19, 2009
Get the Ryan Lloydmug. 