Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

Reardeemer

When you drive passed a woman walking/jogging on the side of the road, and she doesn't look too good from the front but when you look back at it, you are pleasantly surprised by the quality of her ass.

That chick was a 2 from the front but dat ass is quite the reardeemer.

by Stunnddly February 19, 2015

retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

by Wespen May 21, 2016

retard wrestling

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017

retard

funny as balls

you are a retard

by DnDBro April 19, 2018

Retarded64

The Youtube channel that I wach instead of anti-depredsantd

Retarded64. Is psychodellic

by DickFace69696969 December 10, 2017