Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.

"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."

by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010

preachout

A. The shouting a preacher does on a Sunday morning to distract the congregation from looking at their watches. B. Done when doesn't have a good sermon and is trying to make the one he's using sound better.

Everything was cool til the minister did a preachout and woke me up.

by OCHAGunny1313 January 4, 2011

preachering

the doing of a preacher.

today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.

by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011

preachrap

Whenever someone recites rap lyrics in a sophisticated and calm tone, all while soothing orchestral music plays in the background.

"My friend stood up on stage and preachrapped Straight Outta Compton as Chopin blasted through the speakers."

by Smurffittty September 8, 2016

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

preacherbox

When the preacher goes into the "box" the pulpit....

The preacher went to the preacherbox and delivered a great sermon.

by Danthemanctionary April 12, 2018

preached out

An unsolicited message explaining your error and the consequences of said error.

The help desk preached out to me about my support ticket.

by ALitteBitOfBitter May 6, 2020