peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

sharron peters

Sharron peters is your random
Crack whore that blows cock
For crack.thus she is sharing
Peter-sharron peters. No vaginal
Sex ,just blow jobs.

Yeah bro,don't know that hoe.
Think they call her Sharron Peters . They say if you give her
A hit of crack , she'll suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!!

by ramm jett November 23, 2016

Peters Township

A synonym for hell. A shitshow of principles circlejerking with their students in the middle

I'd rather kill myself than live in Peters Township.

by Count Blecm April 19, 2018

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

peter cottontail

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."

"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"

by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008

Peter Puffer

One who smokes pole.

Marty is a peter puffer.

by FAQ2 February 23, 2004

Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.

Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?

by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018