OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

Home Owner

A Home Owner is one who owns a home,
this can also be a insult.

Your suck a fucking homeowner!
You Home owner!

by Louis G. May 13, 2006

Owned

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

by 9aBe August 22, 2008

Ownzorox

When Ownz and Rox becomes one...
I use it pretty often!
I think I was the one who started use it...

That thing ONWZORX!

Orange soda totaly OWNZORX!

by fredde007 November 14, 2004

Payt-owned

To die from not receiving an organ from a donor in time. Derived from the late professional football player Walter Payton.

"If my uncle doesn't get that liver by Tuesday, he'll be Payt-owned!"

by Tha Muthafuckin' Colonel November 6, 2006

owned

A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!

by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006

Pure ownage

a little something that happens when missles, bullets, and magic missles dont miss

"OOOHHHHH! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!? my missile went right into his Jet's thruster! That is what i call pure ownage"

"I just shot you in face once with a pistol from across the map! Thats Pure ownage"

"...dude, your magic missile killed me with one hit, i was just purely owned"

by Eric Fuller July 23, 2007